Doctor Assassinstuck

xxwonderlandangelxx:

animubutts:

chrispyfishinc:

Inspired by a friend

This should seriously become a children’s book

I really love this because it shows that no matter what gender you identify as, you can still dress however you want and feel confident.

tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]

helixen:

So as a proof that I’m not dead!

Some time ago (like a half of a year I believe) I made a set of playing cards for Winter Temporary Fandom Combat. I was playing for the ATLA fandom so here you go!

Starring Air Nomads as Clubs and Water Tribe as Hearts.

Spades and Diamonds coming soon!

princewarblersteenagedream:

blaineytroye-anderson:

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

Written by Chris Colfer

Music by Darren Criss

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

breefolk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

HE IS GROOT

Fun fact: he actually showed up to his audition walking on stilts because he was so hyped to play Groot.

He put on stilts because he desperately wanted to say the same three words over and over again because he loves the character.

That is how dorky Vin Diesel is.

I just seriously  want to hug him right now :D

i love him too much

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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halleluyall:
castiels-feathery-butt:

saneinaninsaneworld:

THIS COMIC GETS ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME

‘Everyone is stupid but me’

castiels-feathery-butt:

saneinaninsaneworld:

THIS COMIC GETS ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME

‘Everyone is stupid but me’

Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.

Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

This is why you have every right to be tired.  

(via lookrainbows)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

aviculor:

savvymavvy:

legitknits:

mcguirkthejerk:

kristinethequeen:

jimmysnowvakk:

This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.

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Oh my precious lambs:

Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:

"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)

Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.

But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting. 

In short:

People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.

"Stop teaching science, it offends me"