Doctor Assassinstuck

lukes-fave-babe:

Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:

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ultrafacts:

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emildeville:

is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show

emildeville:

is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show

dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

tampontampoff:

why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face

trekual-innuendos:

Friend 1: But we (asexuals) can’t play Fuck Marry Kill.

Friend 2: Yeah, for us it’s more like…..Cuddle…Marry-Someone-For-Tax-Reasons…and Watch A Movie With.

Me: Wait, are you saying asexuals don’t kill?

Friend 2: No. We obliterate.

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

avengersonna:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

I can’t stop laughing

elzebrook:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

Music is very serious

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

elleirise:

sassy-gay-justice:

bluedogeyes:

Princeless – Book One: Save Yourself (2012)

Story: Jeremy Whitley , art: M. Goodwin

Avaliable at comixology / amazon

"And this one—-"

NO

Protective clothing that actually protects is such a novel idea.

I featured the first three panels waaay back, but the broader context makes it even better!

~Ozzie

suojure:

thIS SH OW

midstorm:

Once Upon a Time characters + urban dictionary

penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years