Doctor Assassinstuck

sushinfood:

asutori:

Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.

He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).

This is actually a really fantastic take on the three eyes, tattoo Cecil I see all over. I really enjoy it a lot. Because of the motion in the tattoos, I could almost feel his blush heating up. It’s a great image.

punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

ruthcrawfordseeger-official:

how many of us, as children, have had creeping thoughts of “i think i have a crush on somebody of my own gender” or “i wish i were the other gender” and dismissed them so swiftly and so effectively because those ideas were unnatural and unconscionable that they never had the chance to grow into our identities? how many more of us, when finally told from childhood that queerness is a real and good option, will be queer and will love it?

unicorn-avengers:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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this is a perfect representation of my life

Some brilliant motto from Benedict.

randomfandomaddict:

this cannot explain me more perfectly 

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me

moisturize me

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

jokebender
Anonymous

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

helotastic:

thedisassociation:

greatest weakness:

  • any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

did someone call for

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flawed

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but lovable

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misfits

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who make a

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family

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with each other?

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Where the fuck is supernatural picture?!

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here you go

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

no stop i already have one post ruining my life

You are what nightmares are made of

godotal:


omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.