Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
We are so behind.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
i’m sorry i was watching this scene and omg jorah’s fucking face the whole time
This is priceless and nerddom is universal.
i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself
Fuck it I will now refer to my followers as happy orcas!
Come my orca babies we will rule the world!!!
All of the above were things I was asked/told in the past week.
You forgot the “Is that anime?” one.
oh, and “is that you?”
"why does he/she only have one eye?"
OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE “Why does he look like a girl?”
OR OR OR “Are you drawing porn?”
PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME IF I I WAS DRAWING PORN
my exact responce is “I don’t draw porn in school.”
Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured
periodicallyCONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
reblogging for the morning crew
reblogging for the noon crew
reblogging for the afternoon crew
reblogging for the evening crew
reblogging for the night crew
reblogging for the midnight crew
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
reblog this 250 times if you hate hitting post limit
someone is..actually.. i…
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me