Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face
Friend 1: But we (asexuals) can’t play Fuck Marry Kill.
Friend 2: Yeah, for us it’s more like…..Cuddle…Marry-Someone-For-Tax-Reasons…and Watch A Movie With.
Me: Wait, are you saying asexuals don’t kill?
Friend 2: No. We obliterate.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
look at this card
i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card
I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
why am i only seeing this now like
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
Music is very serious
Princeless – Book One: Save Yourself (2012)
Story: Jeremy Whitley , art: M. Goodwin
"And this one—-"
Protective clothing that actually protects is such a novel idea.
I featured the first three panels waaay back, but the broader context makes it even better!
thIS SH OW
Once Upon a Time characters + urban dictionary
Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years